A lady tells her husband to go to the store to buy some cigarettes. He walks down to the store only to find it closed. So he goes into a nearby bar to use the vending machine. At the bar he sees a beautiful woman and starts talking to her. They have a couple of beers and one thing leads to another and they end up in her apartment. After they've had their fun, he realizes its 3AM and says, "Oh no, its so late, my wife's going to kill me.



Have you got any talcum powder?" She gives him some talcum powder, which he precedes to rub on his hands and then he goes home.



His wife is waiting for him in the doorway and she is pretty angry. Where the hell have you been?"



Well, honey, it's like this. I went to the store like you asked, but they were closed. So I went to the

bar to use the vending machine. I saw this great looking girl There and we had a few drinks and one thing led to another and I ended up in Bed with her.



"Oh yeah? Let me see your hands!" She sees his hands are covered with powder and says..."You God damn liar!!! You were playing pool again!!!"







Moral of the

story:



Always tell your wife the truth. She won't believe you anyway. At least your conscience is clear

2 comments

1. Chinmay 'भारद्वाज' on December 01, 2005 10:59 PM

   I didn't know people in Saudi Arabia are allowed to surf on the internet and write a blog.
   
   Isn't that blasphemy under Islam?
   
   Regards,
   www.evolvedmonkey.blogspot.com

    
2. Majoudi on December 02, 2005 3:53 PM

   well body, I think that you don't know much about Islam ..
   
   Islam doesn't restrict writing any good benefitial things .. as long as it doesn't inslude any porn or writing bad stuff about people or messing with Islam it's allowed ..
   
   the role in islam is that everything is allowed .. unless it's harmfull or dissrespectfull and so on ...
   
   Read more about Islam ..
   
   Regards
   Majid